You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
