what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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