the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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