The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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