your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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