Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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