On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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