Fuck appropriateness.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
That reminds me...we need to get swords
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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