do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
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