Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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