There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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