my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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