Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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