Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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