i just wanna soil my oats bro
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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