big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I just blew my weed a kiss
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
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