Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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