brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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