you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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