it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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