btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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