...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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