Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
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