no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
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