she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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