the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Slut skills are useful in every country.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Someone came in the potted fern
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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