butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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