honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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