Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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