I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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