Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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