He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I think I just sharted jello shots
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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