did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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