let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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