Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Never underestimate the power of titties
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