he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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