Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Randomize
