You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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