I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
FUCK WHALES
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