She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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