god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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