HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
it's great music for shaving your balls
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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