Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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