I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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