Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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