Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
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