Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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