mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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