butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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