What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I wish I could punch you in the face.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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