The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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