3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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