Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Randomize