Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize
