why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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